Article: [Competition] Win Lockwood Valentine’s items with Your PS Home

PandaKneesocks
US

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
;D

 

Liquidsneak
SCEE
Come back to my Dream Yacht and I'll show you my Flying Doomnut

 

PSN ID: evilfluffybunny
Region: NA
Chat up line: Hi there! I have rabies, may I bite you?

 

PSN ID: shaunm2
Region: NA
P/U lines: Can I see the tag on your shirt? Just as I thought, made in Heaven.
If we were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your cubbyhole?
Let's go to my place and do math: add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiply.
I'm sorry, I just got completely lost in your eyes, what were you saying?

 

PSN ID: Iced-Tea-Bagger
Region: NA
Chat up line: How do you like your eggs in the morning? scrambled or fertilized?

 

Is that a Dolphy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

(best used at Hudson of course) :innocent:

 

Here's $30. Please buy yourself drinks until I'm better-looking.
I want you to have my children. In fact, you can have them right now. They're waiting in the car.
I'm so bad at small talk... but, you know, if you sat in my lap right now, I bet something would come up.
I apologize... I'm just not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

 

Here's $30. Please buy yourself drinks until I'm better-looking.
I want you to have my children. Right now. They're waiting in the car.
I'm so bad at small talk... but, you know, if you sat in my lap right now, I bet something would come up.
I apologize... I'm just not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead?

 

I admit, this one literally made me cringe.

 

IggyMonster95
North America

Hi, I just Lockwood Gifted you my heart, I put in a request for you to gift me yours. (wink wink)

 

Dungeonscaper
EU

Are your parents retarded?
'coz ya sure are special
You gonna be walking alone to your car later?
Does this chloroform smell like chloroform to you?
Is that a mirrior in your pants? because I have an erection
Your sister couldn't get away, why do you think you can?
You must be from Heaven, cause I've got an erection
Did you fart? cuz you blew me away
I have lots of money

 

VirginNightOwl
US
"Hey, can I get directions? I'm so lost in your eyes."

"Are you accepting boyfriend applications?"

 

This...

 

PSN ID: PixieStardust313
Region: North America
Chat up line: Hey boy, who's the cutie standing next to you that you haven't introduced me to yet?

 

PSN ID: evilfluffybunny
Region: NA
Chat up line: My Harbour Studio is being fumigated, right now, can I stay in yours?

I lost my pet crab, Hermit, would you please help me find him? He likes dense places that he can get lost in, preferably with a waterfall.

Your eyes say no, but the chloroform says yes.

Are you soft and chewy like my bubble gum?

If I was a drum, you could bang me all day.

 

PSN ID: Ocelot-BigBoss
Region: EU

Sorry, I have no telescope in my bedroom, but I can manage to make you touch the stars...

Lady, I exchange you your daughter for a piano, in that way we both can play...

 

Wanna go halves on a bast**d

 

SeraphimArietta

US

By any chance, is your name destiny? Fate has brought us together.
If you were like air, you'd leave me breathless.
With a beautiful aria like that, you must be a seraphina.
You like sculptures? Too bad Michelangelo never had a chance to sculpt a beauty like you.
Do you like Jazz? Cause you make me swing with delight, girl.​

 

uke:

 

xlr8life
North America

"Excuse me miss, but I think you've dropped something. (Girl: What?) My jaw with your beauty."

"I'd like to travel the world with you. Where should we start? Paris? Tokyo? Your Place?"

"Are you a Magician? Because I'm hypnotized by your beauty."

"Roses are Red, Your Lips are too, How bout we go back to my Place, And I'll make Love to You."

"Guy: Excuse me miss. I couldn't stop noticing how beautiful you are. Are you an Angel? Girl: Why thank you, but no I'm not an Angel..... but I did stay at a Holiday Inn." (Facepalm XD)